I hate Monday.
The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports.
He is very upset.
I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport.
Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling.
He threw a beer bottle at me, so I decided to leave him alone for a while.
Oh yeah… I hate Monday.
It is because on Monday I have to go to my other job, and it is not as fun as my gig at the fake magazine. I hate the other job, because then I have to deal with normal people.Normal people suck, because they complain about stupid shit like bread and cheese, and it’s a good thing I have that Snoop Dogg G Pen or I would go crazy.
I love this vape shit!
I keep asking The Pink Panther about our paychecks, and he sends me to human resources.
Wait…I’m human resources!
Damn working at a fake magazine is hard but fun.
Old Skool Joe