Dear Old Skool Joe,
Boxing got my head dizzy bro.
I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever.
Do you have a boxing writer guy?
You know like my main man Larry Merchant.
I know right off the bat I will be the best looking motherfucker on the staff, and you can print that.
Anyway I should be there in a week so tell The Pink Panther that I want a corner office, and a company car.
Seriously though boxing does have my head dizzy.
Do you still know that Dr. S guy?