I Have Sex In My Clown Costume

Wait…what?

Did you seriously lead with that?

Well let me ask you this …are you at least a clown by trade?

Are you a circus clown,  mime, or one of those weird European clowns?

Do you keep the clown costume on the entire time? I mean how does that even work? Do clown pants have zippers? What is your shoe situation during all of this?

Are  balloons, and a horn involved?

Do you tell your partner in advance, or do you make it a pleasant little surprise?

When you climax is confetti involved?

Ha!

Now that’s what I call a face full of celebration.

Sincerely,

Old Skool Joe

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