Did you seriously lead with that?
Well let me ask you this …are you at least a clown by trade?
Are you a circus clown, mime, or one of those weird European clowns?
Do you keep the clown costume on the entire time? I mean how does that even work? Do clown pants have zippers? What is your shoe situation during all of this?
Are balloons, and a horn involved?
Do you tell your partner in advance, or do you make it a pleasant little surprise?
When you climax is confetti involved?
Now that’s what I call a face full of celebration.
Old Skool Joe