Howard The Duck A Real American Hero

Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song.

The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t.

But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck!


Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He didn’t have a penny to his name and was homeless yet through hard work and perseverance , Howard was able to save our planet, and manage a marginally successful girl band.

I get emotional every time I tell that story.

The point of the story is…smoke pot and watch Howard The Duck and also don’t give up on your dreams.

If a duck can live the dream dammit you can too!

Boy do I love working at this fake magazine.


Old Skool Joe


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