Spaceman Jones hits bong…
“If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots of breaks. Find a nice spot somewhere outside… it could be a tree, your car, or even a bathroom. Then smoke weed in that spot during said breaks and you will have a long and successful career in the corporate world.”
Just a little tidbit of knowledge from our friend Spaceman Jones.