Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones

alien-weed2(Hits Bong)

Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help.

I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street.

She told me “fuck off! I know where I am.”

(hits bong)

See this is why I don’t help blind people.

-Spaceman Jones signing off.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s