#666 Surviving the zombie apocalypse
We don’t have to worry about running out of weed during the zombie apocalypse anymore!
There is a lab that is working on a cure, and the best part is they turn zombies into plants, mix it with some weed, enzymes, and some other shit.
They call it z-weed!
You don’t believe me look it up!
I saw it on a very reputable program called Z-Nation.
By the way if you have a bag of weed, and some time on your hands then you should really check this show out.
I feel safe knowing we have the finest scientists in the country working on this kind of thing.
Spaceman Jones signing off.