Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching?
Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next?
I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper.
It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts.
The other day I was on the job at the fish market, and these old ladies in red hats started yelling at me about biscuits.
All I could think about was taking them out one by one just like Ip Man did against those Japanese soldiers.
Yeah it’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts.
But I am going to get high and watch Ip Man.
Old Skool Joe