National Star Wars Day huh?
I can dig it.
I probably would have been down with the empire.
Not a storm trooper because of the drug tests and all.
I’d like to think I would be the happiest janitor on the Death Star.
Until it blows up.
Then again I probably would have been late that day and missed the whole thing.
But I would damn sure be at human resources that Friday to pick up my check.
We gotta grab a space eighth, then go hit up space Burger King.
I’d probably go get a job in Cloud City,and kick it with Lando.
Maybe do some telemarketing or something like that.
Definitely no drug tests there.
Happy Star Wars Day!
-Old Skool Joe