Why am I so happy all of the time?
When I woke up in the morning , and checked under my bed I didn’t see a single monster.
Then I went outside and there were no zombies.
I look at the sky and there is no alien invasion today.
As long as none of that shit is happening…I’m cool.
I work at the greatest fake magazine in the world.
We have everything we need money, clothes, weed indeed, hot food, booze, essentials, and credentials.
How can you ever have a bad day when you have all of these things.
-Spaceman Jones signing off.