Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe

So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask?

Well…because he’s fat. There I said it.

But to his credit  Pork Chop is trying to live a healthy lifestyle. He keeps a tub filled with all kinds of health drinks and products under the fish stand.

I noticed this bottle of strange brown liquid,with what looked like little chicken pieces floating in it.

It’s called Kombucha…has anyone else heard of this shit?

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Apparently some guy just invented it one day, claimed that it cures diseases,gives you super powers,and will make you a healthier person.

But on the label it says don’t drink this shit if you are having a baby, want to have a baby, or are within 25 feet of a baby.

If I’m going to drink brown shit for health and super powers then I’ll just stick to

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Peace.

Old Skool Joe

 

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