People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions
“So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?”
We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing.
But we do watch my main man Stephen Colbert. He has a way of saying things so that we can understand. It’s like having a really good friend who doesn’t smoke pot, but also doesn’t judge you for doing it.
Just because I am a stoner doesn’t mean I am an idiot.
I’m also not a journalist I’m a janitor at a fish market.
Old Skool Joe