Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
Man what the fuck do you want? Write another article! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit up. That purple cloud … Continue reading Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
Where have you been Old Skool Joe? What the fuck do you mean? I’ve been here the whole time! Sorry I can’t sit on the couch all day smoking weed and watching TV. I have to take my weed to … Continue reading Where Have You Been Old Skool Joe?
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds. You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249