Write about sports? What the fuck do I look like ESPN? Don’t get me wrong I love sports. I am a very active member in the Facebook group, but I’m not a sports journalist. I should be one. I can … Continue reading Smoking Kush With Old Skool Joe
Man what the fuck do you want? Write another article! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me? Look man I have to get to the Fish Joint in a minute, hey Spaceman Jones light that shit up. That purple cloud … Continue reading Smoking Purple With Old Skool Joe
Here we go again back at it again. What do I even write about? I haven’t been doing anything just watching some TV. Law And Order SVU just isn’t the same anymore, but it has to be hard to come … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
Where have you been Old Skool Joe? What the fuck do you mean? I’ve been here the whole time! Sorry I can’t sit on the couch all day smoking weed and watching TV. I have to take my weed to … Continue reading Where Have You Been Old Skool Joe?
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe