(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
The only thing more fun than smoking weed and watching TV, is watching sports and drinking beer, then smoking weed during half-time. Even if you don’t smoke weed we can all agree that sports are awesome. Everyday we have spirited … Continue reading The 46 Sports Roundtable
When your job is smoking weed and watching TV there sure is a lot of down time. I’m not complaining…but it gives me a lot of time to think. (hits bong) We don’t have cable here..I mean if our job … Continue reading Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy