Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at The 46
People keep asking me, what I think about all this shit? Well I’m like everyone else just fucking tired. Like this shit has been going on so long, I’ve just become desensitized by it all, and that’s fucked up. There are some who would say we’ve come a long way, but we’ve only really barely left the house. I’m lucky I guess. We kind of … Continue reading Social Issues and Shit With Old Skool Joe
Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46
Old Skool Joe:Â What are we watching? Spaceman Jones:Â The Naked Gun. A fucking comedy classic. Old Skool Joe: I don’t know if you know this, but I was supposed to play Nordberg. But then I read the part of the script where Frank Drebin rubs his butt on Nordberg’s face, so I let them give the part to O.J Simpson. Pink Panther:Â Where do you come up … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Old Skool Joe:Â Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther:Â What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones:Â The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe:Â The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones:Â Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Spaceman Jones:Â Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe:Â Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones:Â See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe:Â Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones:Â It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe:Â Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones:Â The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint
Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe
Chapter 5 Oh Shit It’s Spaceman Jones Old Skool Joe and DJ 3z3 were leaving the office of one Pinkerous Pinkerton. They opened the door and we’re met with an overwhelming cloud of smoke. As the smoke cleared they saw a six foot tall green man with antennas sticking out of a black beanie. The cap was pulled down low hiding his beady black eyes. … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe
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