Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Chapter 2 Enter The Pink Panther Detroiticus is a small planet located in sector 30 of the Andromeda galaxy. It is a small grayish planet, due to never developing any kind of emission regulations. It is a smoggy hell hole inhabited by beings resembling Earth stuffed animals. Much like Earth there are different races and classes. The two dominants are cats and bears. Scattered bunnies, … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Chapter 1 Our story begins at a small restaurant in the middle of the desert named The Fish Joint. It is a small establishment with only six tables, and a small lunch counter with three bar stools in front of it. Behind the countertop is a rectangular window to a small kitchen where young Ryan “Tubey “Wilcox is hard at work frying fish and French … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Dr. S and the Heaven Witch

Dr. S… Yes A lot of y’all heard the name A few of you know me A couple of you, seen me Yeah he’s new Nah babe, ain’t nothing new about me. Well, I am new here and I don’t really know anybody yet. Yeah… we can kick it. And when we’re cooking, just know it’s only you and me here. Mijo! Shut the Fuck … Continue reading Dr. S and the Heaven Witch

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Chapter 2 Getting Home Mitch sat still, holding a blunt that needed ashing. The ashes grew long, and the smoke swirled up off of his fingers. His eyes were red, and his face was stoic. Darius and Gregg laughed it away. Darius stood up and stretched his arms way up and took a deep breath. He looked at Mitch deeply but with cold eyes. “There … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Old Skool Joe Still Smoking

I have really been slacking lately. But you have to admit it’s hard to get excited about writing for a fake magazine. You don’t have to go out there in the real world Pink Panther you’re a stuffed animal! It’s scary out there. Shit is real. Pass the blunt. I’m Old Skool Joe the greatest rapper who ever rocked a mic, but I got to … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking

Getting High With Old Skool Joe

I would like to nominate the Wu Tang Clan for acceptance in the 46forum hall of fame. What’s that? What are you deaf? It’s our hall of fame. Every great fake magazine should have one. So then it is settled, the Wu Tang Clan is up for nomination. Any objections? The floor is now open for debate. I also reserve the right to slap the … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe

So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?

It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?

It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some

It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some