Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Chapter 2 Enter The Pink Panther Detroiticus is a small planet located in sector 30 of the Andromeda galaxy. It is a small grayish planet, due to never developing any kind of emission regulations. It is a smoggy hell hole inhabited by beings resembling Earth stuffed animals. Much like Earth there are different races and classes. The two dominants are cats and bears. Scattered bunnies, … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Chapter 1 Our story begins at a small restaurant in the middle of the desert named The Fish Joint. It is a small establishment with only six tables, and a small lunch counter with three bar stools in front of it. Behind the countertop is a rectangular window to a small kitchen where young Ryan “Tubey “Wilcox is hard at work frying fish and French … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe

Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle

Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle

Mariscos y Bacon: A Dr. S Chronicle

I’m shivering here. I want you to keep me warm the way you do me. I dont wanna come off as needy. I don’t. I want you to want me warm but you won’t catch me beg now. You know… https://open.spotify.com/track/6hM68Y51bohOeiJfVBbeIK?si=oNjzC7voTtCksR25UnENcA Open the link up! Yeah. Come groove with me. Time to eat yeah, and catch some good feelings in the mouth! Alright. So you … Continue reading Mariscos y Bacon: A Dr. S Chronicle

Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe

Dr. S and the Heaven Witch

Dr. S… Yes A lot of y’all heard the name A few of you know me A couple of you, seen me Yeah he’s new Nah babe, ain’t nothing new about me. Well, I am new here and I don’t really know anybody yet. Yeah… we can kick it. And when we’re cooking, just know it’s only you and me here. Mijo! Shut the Fuck … Continue reading Dr. S and the Heaven Witch

Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?

It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?

Howard The Duck A Real American Hero

Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero