Chapter 5 Oh Shit It’s Spaceman Jones Old Skool Joe and DJ 3z3 were leaving the office of one Pinkerous Pinkerton. They opened the door and we’re met with an overwhelming cloud of smoke. As the smoke cleared they saw a six foot tall green man with antennas sticking out of a black beanie. The cap was pulled down low hiding his beady black eyes. … Continue reading Fish Wishes and Fish Dreams: The Story of Old Skool Joe
Dr. S… Yes A lot of y’all heard the name A few of you know me A couple of you, seen me Yeah he’s new Nah babe, ain’t nothing new about me. Well, I am new here and I don’t really know anybody yet. Yeah… we can kick it. And when we’re cooking, just know it’s only you and me here. Mijo! Shut the Fuck … Continue reading Dr. S and the Heaven Witch
Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his arms or legs. Three of the women … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 10 Three Books of Balance The Book of Kathy In order to properly tell the tale of the Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire, one must know of Kathy. Her story is as important to the plot as her presence was to the lives of the characters in the story. Kathy was a friend to all. Some would call her a cuñendera. A cuñendera … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 4 Bad Dreams/Silver Clouds Weeks of Las Cruces, New Mexico summer passed by. Each day seemed to be hotter than the last. Each night, Mitch feared sleep. His mind was on the brink of insanity and his body showed. He had lost a significant amount of weight. His hairline showed regressive growth and his face was almost always pale. He feared that the war … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
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