Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
I’m hungry girl. You know what? Let me cook a little something right quick. Oh… What? You’re on a diet? Fine. Let’s do some healthy fats and peppers. Got some bacon ends with a high fat content. Got some peppers and onion too. No. I dont want onions and bacon. Onions and peppers. Mmm Sinatra is playing in the back and we are groovin. Yeah … Continue reading Tips in Cherry Juice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what sounded like a drive thru window echoing somewhere up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked. “You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and fire up game 7!” Gregg chuckled but … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too. Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering. So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I … Continue reading Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his arms or legs. Three of the women … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in a crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up his hands to defend himself. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 12 Masterpieces/Peace Masters and The Council of Doom “Hello love.” Gregg replied. The two stood breathless and in a room that was filling with party people and freaks. Vampires, gangsters and innocent people walked in the doors alike. For the moment that stood still though, Jamie and Gregg stood alone in the Pink Lady. Gregg looked deep into Jamie’s eyes. His heart fluttered as … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
46forum Fake Magazine 